Good God, Clarence! You look like a bereaved tapeworm.

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They’re soul mates. She has about as much brain as a retarded billiards ball, and he approximately the same.

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In his normal state he would not strike a lamb. I’ve known him to do it’
‘Do what?’
‘Not strike lambs

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Little as he knew of women, he was aware that as a sex they are apt to be startled by the sight of men crawling out from under the seats of compartments.

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Between an egg that is fried and an egg that is cremated there is a wide and substantial difference.

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He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.

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Hugo?’ ‘Millicent?’ ‘Is that you?’ ‘Yes. Is that you?’ ‘Yes.’ Anything in the nature of misunderstanding was cleared away. It was both of them.

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I laughed derisively.
"For goodness' sake, don't start gargling now. This is serious."
"I was laughing."
"Oh, were you? Well, I'm glad to see you taking it in this merry spirit."
"Derisively," I explained.

P.G. Wodehouse

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What you want, my lad, and what you're going to get are two very
different things.

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I believe there are two ways of writing novels. One is making a sort of musical comedy without music and ignoring real life altogether; the other is going deep down into life and not caring a damn...

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