Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W.C. Fields

Tag: humor curmudgeon

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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

W.C. Fields

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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

W.C. Fields

Tag: humor water deciet

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

W.C. Fields

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Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia.

W.C. Fields

Tag: epitaph humorous-epitaphs

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Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

W.C. Fields

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You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.

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Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you?

W.C. Fields

Tag: funny

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