From: Christian Grey
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Tag: humor funny christian ass emails anastasia fifty-shades e-l-james fifty-shades-of-grey christian-grey fifty-shades-freed ana anastasia-steele anastasia-grey assman
It's because I'm pregnant, Christian."
He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier.
Tag: humor funny christian eating eat pregnant fifty-shades e-l-james fifty-shades-of-grey christian-grey fifty-shades-freed ana anastasia-steele anastasia-grey
I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez-- talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am.
E.L. JamesTag: humor sex funny fifty-shades e-l-james fifty-shades-of-grey christian-grey fifty-shades-freed anastasia-steele anastasia-grey
Elise hid her face in his shoulder, embarassed, "Kane! What will they think?" She whispered against his neck.
"That we're newly bonded and I can't keep my hands off of my lovely mate." And sure enough, the good natured calls that accompanied them across the yard left her in no doubt that the others were thinking exactly that.
Tag: humor sex funny mating elise kane the-mating nicky-charles
I wondered if full-blooded vampires had something like blue balls for their fangs if they didn’t get to feed when they were expecting to. Like some kind of pseudo-sexual gingivitis.
Sierra DeanTag: humor food funny vampires fangs
We were just speaking to your friend here about the craft of brewing potions to enhance the libido. It seems he has a wealth of knowledge regarding plants and herbs.”I lowered my eyes to him, my head swimming at the only part of her greeting that I actually heard “You mean you can brew potions to increase sex drive?”She looked confused. “Well of course! We are trying to save our people from extinction, which means we must mate as often as possible. We find the task can become arduous after eight or nine couplings. The potions are what keep us going. Why, it’s in the bath we’re soaking in now.”I thought I was having a small aneurism. “I knew it!” I shouted stupidly. “I thought I was losing my mind!
Alisha BassoTag: funny libido-issues
I like mountains, always have done. Big obstinate bits of rock sticking up where they're not wanted and getting in folk's way. Great. Climbing them is a different matter altogether though. I hate that.
Mark LawrenceTag: humour funny mountains climbing-mountains
She bared her teeth at me. “Screw you, shifter!”
“Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago.
Tag: humour funny innuendo shifter honeymoon sarcastic-humor
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers.
Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.
Tag: boys gender girls funny mother alcohol clothing clothes father dress drink femininity cook humourous masculinity
What if you didn't have time to draw them on one day? Or what if it rained and your eyebrows started dripping off? Hopefully her eye pencil is waterproof.
Lauren BarnholdtTag: funny
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