It unscrews the other way.

J.K. Rowling

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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

James Beard

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Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.

H.L. Mencken

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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Erma Bombeck

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W.C. Fields

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Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?
— Riley Poole

Ann Lloyd

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I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted
most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.

Nora Ephron

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Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.

Lora Brody

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Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.'
Alarums and what?', said Nanny Ogg, who hadn't been listening.
Excursions', said Magrat patienly.
Oh.' Nanny Ogg brightened a bit. 'The seaside would be nice,' she said.
Oh do shut up, Gytha,' said Granny Weatherwax. 'They're not for you. They're only for divers, like it says. Probably so they can recover from all them alarums.

Terry Pratchett

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

Oscar Wilde

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