... but some say that reality is what happens inside a writer's head, and it is fiction which takes place outside it.

Barry A. Whittingham

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Life is a great big canvas; throw all tje paint you can at it.

Danny Kaye

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and (b) Kissing someone so that you can get a free trip is perilously close to full-on hooking

John Green

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In my family nudity just doesn’t exist; I’m pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.

Huston Piner

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Occasionally a moderately intelligent thought misses a turn and accidentally enters my mind

Barry Hughart

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He is England's premier fiend in human shape.

P.G. Wodehouse

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Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.

O.A. Battista

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The first thing that struck you about Claire’s plate was its vast emptiness. Of course I’m well aware that, in the better restaurants, quality takes precedence over quantity, but there are voids and then there are voids. The void here, that part of the plate on which no food at all was present, had clearly been raised to a matter of principle.
It was as though the empty plate was challenging you to say something about it, to go to the open kitchen and demand an explanation. ‘You wouldn’t even dare!’ the plate said, and laughed in your face.

Herman Koch

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When a Were moves in like that it means they're offering support. Cat and canine weres are very touch-feely and bird Were have a whole elaborate protocol for brush ad flutter. Snake Weres like to get right up into your aura and breather in your face, all but rubbing noses like Eskimos. And let's not even talk about Werespiders. I shivered.

Lilith Saintcrow

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So that's the telephone? They ring, and you run.

Edgar Degas

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