... but some say that reality is what happens inside a writer's head, and it is fiction which takes place outside it.
Barry A. WhittinghamTags: humorous-quotations
Life is a great big canvas; throw all tje paint you can at it.
Danny KayeTags: humor art comedy humorous humor-inspirational humorous-quotations
and (b) Kissing someone so that you can get a free trip is perilously close to full-on hooking
John GreenTags: humorous-quotations
In my family nudity just doesn’t exist; I’m pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.
Huston PinerTags: romance lgbt young-adult ya humorous-quotations
Occasionally a moderately intelligent thought misses a turn and accidentally enters my mind
Barry HughartTags: humorous-quotations
He is England's premier fiend in human shape.
P.G. WodehouseTags: humorous-quotations
Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.
O.A. BattistaTags: writing quote quotes humorous-quotations battista
The first thing that struck you about Claire’s plate was its vast emptiness. Of course I’m well aware that, in the better restaurants, quality takes precedence over quantity, but there are voids and then there are voids. The void here, that part of the plate on which no food at all was present, had clearly been raised to a matter of principle.
It was as though the empty plate was challenging you to say something about it, to go to the open kitchen and demand an explanation. ‘You wouldn’t even dare!’ the plate said, and laughed in your face.
Tags: restaurants humorous-quotations
When a Were moves in like that it means they're offering support. Cat and canine weres are very touch-feely and bird Were have a whole elaborate protocol for brush ad flutter. Snake Weres like to get right up into your aura and breather in your face, all but rubbing noses like Eskimos. And let's not even talk about Werespiders. I shivered.
Lilith SaintcrowTags: humorous-quotations
So that's the telephone? They ring, and you run.
Edgar DegasTags: psychology humorous-quotations technological-shock pavlov technological-evolution technology-addiction
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