Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,
Steven PinkerTags: humor funny humorous-quotations
I observe that there is a good deal of German music on the programme, which is rather more to my taste than Italian or French. It is introspective, and I want to introspect.
Arthur Conan DoyleTags: sherlock-holmes humorous-quotations
Oh, adorable, delicious Amelie. If I weren't so completely straight and enamored with cock, I would devour this sweet little tart.
Ella DominguezTags: erotic humorous-quotations
Knock-knock, motherfucker.
Jenny LawsonTags: humorous-quotations
Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.
Jenny LawsonTags: humorous-quotations
Lady Margaret believed in the three D's: Discipline, Desire, and Determination. But as she listened dutifully to her new employer, hiding her yawns and trying to sit up extra straight in her chair, Charity Hill began thinking of all the lovely things that began with S, such as Sleeping Late, Sex, and Shopping.
Elizabeth Jane HowardTags: shopping humorous-quotations
During the settling of the American colonies, it was said that the Spaniards would first build a church, the Dutch would first build a fort and the English a tavern. Welcome to Charleston, an English colony founded in 1670.
Mark R. JonesTags: history-of-the-united-states humorous-quotations
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.
A.A. MilneTags: experience judgment humorous-quotations
It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.
Elizabeth Jane HowardTags: relaxation humorous-quotations
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert BenchleyTags: humorous-quotations
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