Worry:Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Dean Ing

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The reason politics makes strange bedfellows is because they all like the same bunk.

Los Angeles Times

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And now leave me in peace for a bit! I don't want to answer a string of questions while I am eating. I want to think!"

"Good Heavens!" said Pippin. "At breakfast?

J.R.R. Tolkien

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Obstinate, headstrong girl!

Jane Austen

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Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Will Cuppy

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The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

Will Cuppy

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I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.

Victor Borge

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(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

Victor Borge

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I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

Victor Borge

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