That bastard crazy.

“Q: Bigfoot, when my Guinea pig wake up? Parents say he sleeping in box in groun…”

“I am not Chewbacca. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He ride Bigfoot coa…”

“It true, Bigfoot career been in hole lately. Bigfoot mania of the ‘70’s and ‘80…”

“Ok. Listen. I not know where all you morons come from but holy water no hurt Bi…”