That bastard crazy.

“How many times I have explain? I pee over there, over there and over there. Tec…”

“Q: Bigfoot, when my Guinea pig wake up? Parents say he sleeping in box in groun…”

“I am not Chewbacca. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He ride Bigfoot coa…”

“It true, Bigfoot career been in hole lately. Bigfoot mania of the ‘70’s and ‘80…”