That bastard crazy.

“Q: Bigfoot, when my Guinea pig wake up? Parents say he sleeping in box in groun…”

“It true, Bigfoot career been in hole lately. Bigfoot mania of the ‘70’s and ‘80…”

“I am not Chewbacca. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He ride Bigfoot coa…”

“It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for …”