That bastard crazy.

“It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for …”

“It true, Bigfoot career been in hole lately. Bigfoot mania of the ‘70’s and ‘80…”

“I am not Chewbacca. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He ride Bigfoot coa…”

“Q: Bigfoot, when my Guinea pig wake up? Parents say he sleeping in box in groun…”