That bastard crazy.

“It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for …”

“It true, Bigfoot career been in hole lately. Bigfoot mania of the ‘70’s and ‘80…”

“How many times I have explain? I pee over there, over there and over there. Tec…”

“Q: Bigfoot, when my Guinea pig wake up? Parents say he sleeping in box in groun…”