That bastard crazy.

“Ok. Listen. I not know where all you morons come from but holy water no hurt Bi…”

“I am not Chewbacca. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He ride Bigfoot coa…”

“It true, Bigfoot career been in hole lately. Bigfoot mania of the ‘70’s and ‘80…”

“It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for …”