That bastard crazy.

“I am not Chewbacca. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He ride Bigfoot coa…”

“It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for …”

“How many times I have explain? I pee over there, over there and over there. Tec…”

“It true, Bigfoot career been in hole lately. Bigfoot mania of the ‘70’s and ‘80…”