That bastard crazy.

“Q: Bigfoot, when my Guinea pig wake up? Parents say he sleeping in box in groun…”

“I am not Chewbacca. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He ride Bigfoot coa…”

“Ok. Listen. I not know where all you morons come from but holy water no hurt Bi…”

“It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for …”