I understand we'll be attending your friend Miss Worthington's Christmas ball. Perhaps I'll find a suitable-- which is to say wealthy-- wife among the ladies attending."
And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent.
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I pointed to a low bowl filled with what purported to be stew, but then Noah said, “Are you going
to point, or are you going to eat?”
“I just like to know what I’m putting in my mouth before I swallow.”
Noah arched an eyebrow, and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor love funny wine drink
Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor love relationships funny
Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor love time funny yesterday yes now no
I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor politics love sex funny corruption congress politicians
I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles.
Deb BakerIn the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She’d bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena’s, which had led to Mount Olympus’s first reality TV punishment program: 'So You Think You Can Weave Better Than a Goddess?' Arachne had lost in a big way.
Rick RiordanStichwörter: humor funny wicked lol annabeth-chase athena
When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.”
“Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?
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Oh, my dear! I’m afraid you’ve mistaken
me for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. I was the mother to Romulus and Remus, thousands of years ago. But you’re so kind to think I look as young as the 1950s.
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