I put the men in mental. Well, me and my clones do. Alone I just put in the man.

Jarod Kintz


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Sorry I’m late. Traffic was nonexistent.

Jarod Kintz


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What would people say about me? They would say I’m an enjoyable guy to be around. At least I’d hope they’d say that. If they didn’t say that, I suppose I’d have to strangle them.

Jarod Kintz


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There are exactly thirteen letters in my name, and there are also thirteen letters in the English alphabet. And not only are there thirteen letters in English, but there are also thirteen more. To even compete to have as much to say, I’d have to have a clone.

Jarod Kintz


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Everybody knows love is a universal language, but not many people know it only has 22 letters. Love can say more with 22 letters than English can with 26.

Jarod Kintz


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I can draw like it’s nobody’s business. I use my door as a canvas, so don’t knock, because it’s nobody’s business.

Jarod Kintz


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I run this town. Mostly I run errands.

Jarod Kintz


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Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools.

Jarod Kintz


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I dove in feet first. I like to dive in feet before I dive in hands, because I don’t like feeling like I’m being groped.

Jarod Kintz


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Black clothing makes me look skinnier. If I wear all black at night, and turn out the lights, I look so skinny that I disappear.

Jarod Kintz


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