My name is Meow. At least that’s what my cat calls me. But you can call me after nine.
Jarod KintzIt’s a fact I want to own a factory that makes up facts and figures, and I figure to make a fortune selling to politicians.
Jarod KintzIf the world were coming to an end tomorrow, I’d probably call in sick to work.
Jarod KintzRhode Island knows, but is Del aware?
Jarod KintzWork hard or don’t work hard, either way your hair will turn gray. I should let you be alone while you die, slowly.
Jarod KintzMy motto: I’ll do it today, or tomorrow, or the next day, or not.
Jarod KintzI need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent it out so it gets returned to me and I can keep using it to make money and go to the bathroom.
Jarod KintzI am a forward thinker with nostalgia. I dream of the past, and daydream of the future.
Jarod KintzUS highways are in such disrepair that instead of repaving, they should just mow the grass that’s sprung up and displaced the concrete.
Jarod KintzYou don’t happen to have any happiness, do you? Can I borrow a cup?
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