Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

Woody Allen


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She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Woody Allen


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I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.

Woody Allen


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Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

Woody Allen

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You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.

Woody Allen


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What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after--who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.

Woody Allen


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Na realidade, prefiro a ciência à religião. Se me fizerem escolher entre Deus e o ar condicionado, fico com o ar.

Woody Allen


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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Woody Allen

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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Woody Allen


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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.

Woody Allen


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