That bastard crazy.

“It true, Bigfoot career been in hole lately. Bigfoot mania of the ‘70’s and ‘80…”

“Q: Bigfoot, when my Guinea pig wake up? Parents say he sleeping in box in groun…”

“It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for …”

“I am not Chewbacca. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He ride Bigfoot coa…”