If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
Terry PratchettCivilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
Robert E. HowardTags: humor life politics society
Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be.
Woody AllenTags: humor writing-advice irony interrogation-marks writing-tips
Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it....
George Bernard ShawTags: humor
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
Tags: humor harry-potter james-potter remus-lupin sirius-black snape wormtail
No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.
Robert HalfTags: humor
So many things to see, people to do.
Neil GaimanTags: humor paraphrased
Everyone Except Willie, so now why
Peter MelmanTags: humor
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
Laurence J. PeterTags: humor philosophy stupidity human misattributed-einstein
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
Mark TwainTags: humor mankind evolution creation
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