I’m currently unsupervised
It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless
Tags: humour
What is it, you ask?" Kali said, trying to cover her surprise with nonchalant words. "I haven't thought of a name yet. Got any ideas?"
"Shit," the pirate said, said of. The gag made elocution difficult.
"That wouldn't impress anyone at the patent office.
Tags: humor humour fantasy funny invention peacemaker steampunk lindsay-buroker
This has serveral consequences, starting with screwing over most cryptography algorithms--translation: all your bank account are belong to us--
Charles StrossTags: humour science-fiction
What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to shield the words from public view?
Lyndsay FayeShe now represents the Western United States, thus proving politics is even more accepting of the strange, unusual, and mostly useless than the music industry.
John ZakourMy second thought was to fire a gunshot, but the last time I did that his security robots jumped me. It only takes one cavity search by a robot to convince you that’s an experience you don’t want to have twice. This called for a more subtle approach.
John ZakourI remembered the last time I put this thing into my eye it was more painful than watching old political speeches while listening to the “Macarena” and having a root canal performed by an angry, clumsy chimp.
John ZakourI often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts.
John ZakourI didn’t respond to that. I’m not scared of heights. I’m just scared of falling from heights.
John ZakourCan I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.
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