That bastard crazy.

“How many times I have explain? I pee over there, over there and over there. Tec…”

“It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for …”

“I am not Chewbacca. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He ride Bigfoot coa…”

“It true, Bigfoot career been in hole lately. Bigfoot mania of the ‘70’s and ‘80…”