That bastard crazy.

“Ok. Listen. I not know where all you morons come from but holy water no hurt Bi…”

“It true, Bigfoot career been in hole lately. Bigfoot mania of the ‘70’s and ‘80…”

“Q: Bigfoot, when my Guinea pig wake up? Parents say he sleeping in box in groun…”

“I am not Chewbacca. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He ride Bigfoot coa…”