Reality continues to ruin my life.
Bill WattersonTag: humor life calvin-and-hobbes
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
Dave BarryTag: humor
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Eddie IzzardTag: humor
As my father always used to tell me, 'You see, son, there's always someone in the world worse off than you.' And I always used to think, 'So?
Bill BrysonThe reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Mark TwainIn 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.
Graham ChapmanTag: humor
Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.
Jasper FfordeTag: humor peter-rabbit
Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.
Jasper FfordeI suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much.
P.G. WodehouseTag: humor
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