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Leap out the window, my inner Tigress cried. You aren't ready to face such a powerful Tiger. I frowned. I thought a true Tigress never backed down from a fight. Don't you know anything? When she's in heat, she avoids everything male. Now run!

Gena Showalter

Stichwörter: funny

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But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?"
Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. "Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else." Michael looked blank. "I'm a girl, Michael, it could have been all natural, you know. Tampons?

Rachel Caine

Stichwörter: funny morganville-vampires

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The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.

Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Stichwörter: humor classic funny

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Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

Orson Scott Card

Stichwörter: humour funny stupid advent-rising

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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Bill Watterson

Stichwörter: education school funny calvin-and-hobbes comic

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I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I look for doorknobs.

Mark Rosen

Stichwörter: future funny doorknobs

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I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Stichwörter: humor politics usa funny

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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.